Q: Why would I not just go buy the components of this game myself and try to save some money?
A: The BEARPONG team has researched this possibility quite extensively. Our findings are that an attempt to do so, will ALWAYS result in a severly inferior gaming experience and will not always provide cost savings. BEARPONG Balls are specifically weighted and sized to be used with BEARPONG Buckets. This is a very critical ratio. When playing, you do not want buckets that are impossible to tip over, but you also don't want buckets that fall over with every throw. Existing products will also not have the design features or the portability of BEARPONG kits. Additionally, you will likely have to dedicate several hours, if not days of your time to finding gaming components that even resemble those of BEARPONG. Save yourself the trouble and purchase the sexiest most original game out, you will not regret the decision!!!!!!
Q: Will playing BEARPONG really make me look more appealing to the opposite sex than if I was playing other games?
A: Put a large glistening white ball in your hand and stand next to someone holding a limp, dirty corn filled sack and think twice about that question!